Sunday, June 29, 2025

OH HOYER LIFT, OH HOYER LIFT



Oh, Hoyer Lift.
Oh, Hoyer Lift.
You scare the crap out of me.
Hence, the need for adult undergarments.
Which are not chic at all.

You may be right for some, but not for me.
Bring back my sit-and-stand ASAP.





 

Friday, June 27, 2025

SH*T HAPPENS

 


If you think wearing an adult undergarment would be convenient.
I can assure you they are not.
Why do you think they are delivered discreetly? \
In an unmarked box?
Under the cover of darkness?

Because...

SH*T HAPPENS.





Wednesday, June 25, 2025

IT TAKES A VILLAGE

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 Today, I learned what the phrase 'it takes a village' means. I am grateful for mine.








Tuesday, June 24, 2025

ASSISTED LIVING




I am grateful to be living in an ISL rather than a long-term care facility. However, that doesn't stop me from wondering what it would be like living in assisted living. Remember the Senior Swifties in Sedalia, Missouri? I still want to be one. 





 A lady in assisted living was on TikTok baking KC Chiefs cookies for the other residents to enjoy. Her dream is to meet Patrick Mahomes.

Saturday, June 21, 2025

FRIENDS UNTIL THE END


I was invited to a bridal shower; I was honored to be asked. I always think that because I don't hear from my friends that often, they have forgotten about me. How wrong I was.  



FRIENDSHIP




A photo booth.\
Sushi.
Dietary Bingo.
Laughing until mt stomach hurts.
A drinking straw paper in my hair.
Advice.
Support and encouragement
Fake balls of snot thrown in my room.
Fairytales
Friendship.


Name That Tune Bingo
Staff Karaoke.
Happy Hour with Sterling.
Margaritas.
A Mexican Sea Breeze
Frida Kahlo Day.
Pineapple Pizza.
Friendship.

 

Sunday, June 15, 2025

JUNE 14rh and 15th 2025

No king
America's not a monarchy
It is a democracy.
/June 14, 2025
No king protests thrived.
Americans united.
Not divided.
One goal.
Save democracy
Take our country back from a dictator.


A tiny king for a small-minded man






 


Father's Day.
A silly Bitmoji.
With a message that's still true.
Dad, I love you.

All my accomplishments.
You missed them.
I was a teacher, a volunteer, and a writer, too.
A blogger, vlogger, and influencer, to name a few.
I hope that you saw it all.
I love and miss you, Dad/
I always will.



Friday, June 13, 2025

HEY, REMEMBER ME?


 


Hey, it would have been nice to have been included. 
"Socialize with your peers," I am told.
Yeah, I tried/
But no more.
Remember me?

I am the square peg.
Trying to fit.
It is not working/
I fear my peers are able-bodied.
They remember me.
They accept me

I know I am weird.
I like art, writing, and making videos.
My able-bodied friends encourage my weirdness.
Remember me?



Sunday, June 8, 2025

THE WORRY TREE




Caregivers please.
Leave your worries on the worry tree outside your client's door.'
Be present.
Be patient.
That's all your clients ask for.

Feeling overwhelmed?
Take a break.
Go outside.
They know you have lives.
But don't toss your clients aside.
Your worries are not theirs.

They count on you to interact with them.
With kindness and a sprinkling of love.

Find your worry tree.
Put your worries on its branches.
Then you and your clients will have an awesome day.





 

Saturday, June 7, 2025

GRATITUDE AND KETCHUP CHIPS





 They deserve a break today. Show your caregiver some love.  Their job is hard. (And thankless)




Avril Lavigne impressed me on the NGL with Kylie podcast. Am I too old to go punk? When I can, I am ordering Ketchup chips. They are imported from Canada and can be purchased on Amazon.



Sunday, June 1, 2025

LOVE IS LOVE




Be yourself.
Love who you choose
Follow your heart.
And you'll never lose
#Loveislove