OMG! I'M A SWIFTIE

All illustrations by Alef Vernon Illustration

  

Me a Swiftie?

I'm too old.

I just like the Kelce Bros.

OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

I watched The Eras Tour on Disney Plus.

I wanted to know why all the fuss.

OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

I was blown away.

It was visually stunning.

Taylor spends an evening with 90,000 of her besties.

Chatting as though she was alone with each fan.

She is a philanthropist.

She leaves the cities she plays in better. Happier

OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

My favorite era?

Evermore.

It's mystical.

Magical.

Foresty.

Millions of stars.

As Taylor plays a gold piano.

Covered in greenery.

OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

Musician, singer, storyteller.

Her lyrics are compared to great poets of yore.

She gave the commencement speech at NYU.

Taylor Swift and Her World.

That's a class at Harvard too.

OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

You know what really sealed it for me?

The night at Wembley with Travis Kelce

.I Can Do It With a Broken Heart was the song.

Travis asked if it would be alright.

If he was one of her dancers for the night.

OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

Taylor fainted.

Travis caught her.

He carried her in his arms.

("Don't drop the baby. Do not drop the baby." That's what Trav was thinkin')

OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

He laid her on a red couch.

When she awoke.

He dusted her cheeks (his too) with a makeup brush stroke.

OMG! I'm a swiftie.

He looked dapper in his top hat and tails

Dancing, smiling, and having fun.

He's her #1

Taylor blew him a kiss when his time on stage was done.

OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

Their public romance has a private vibe

Like they are the only two people alive.

They are oblivious to the world's prying eyes.

OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

Just a boy who loves a girl.

He makes heart hands at Chiefs games.

She does the archer pose at concerts.

Signals to each other.

OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

Travis and Taylor made this old lady believe.

In fairytales.

In magic.

Just think...

It all started with a friendship bracelet.

OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

This post is dedicated to Lori and Melissa.