Sunday, July 28, 2024

THE MANY SIDES OF ROB DURHAM


Rob Durham was a castmate of mine in the 2015 production of Listen to Your Mother. The show is a spoken-word stage show celebrating mothers usually performed over the Mother's Day weekend.  All I knew about Rob was that he was a high school teacher,  He is also a comedian who headlines at the Funnybone regularly.  I attended one of his shows recently.  The house was packed.  Rob did not disappoint. But wait there's more. I  had so many questions. Such as what the heck is pickleball?  Thank you Rob for taking the time to do this i nterview.


Who/what inspired you to become a comedian?

I watched a lot of comedy on TV growing up. Louie Anderson was one of my favorites, but I also like MTV’s Half-hour Comedy Hour. My family is a funny family. My father has a very dry sense of humor and my mother was goofy. When she passed away, suddenly I felt the need to be heard by others and I eventually cracked out of my shyness as adulthood began. When I got a college job as a doorman at the Columbus Funnybone, I first realized stand-up was a realistic opportunity.

What was your first open mic experience like?

My first open mic night went great because I stacked the crowd with friends who laughed for me. I won a $30 prize in a clap-off. The second week was the opposite, but by then I was hooked

Do you remember the first joke you told that got a laugh? 

There are a couple and I’m pretty ashamed of them as they were either not very PC or they were kinda dirty. It’s embarrassing to think back to what I used to pride myself as an act! Thank goodness I never put a comedy album out back then.


How long does it usually take for you to write a monologue? 

My hour set is compiled of jokes I’ve written over the last decade-plus, but this year I’ve added at least a new 15 minutes. When I get a premise, I try to word it into a joke. Then I test it at open mic night, tweak it, memorize the best way to word it, and then eventually it makes it into my set (or gets scrapped). Some jokes take a lot of work, and some are born almost perfect as they are.

You teach creative writing at a local high school

How long have you been teaching? 
I subbed all through my 20s, but I officially have 13 years of full-time high school teaching under my belt. Along with creative writing, I teach multiple sections of tenth-grade language arts which also involves a lot of writing.

What do you enjoy most about teaching? 

The creative freedom I’m given to teach my lessons allows me to “perform” in a sense every day. Often times I think I have more fun than the students, especially when we’re reading a play and I get to be a character. I really love watching a high school student evolve from a child into a respectable young adult.

How did your school's golf team do this season? 

We placed 2nd in the State Tournament! We were undefeated in our 9-hole matches, we won the conference, and several other tournaments, and had a great 2 days at State. I couldn’t be prouder.

How does your being a comedian help in teaching your classes?

Many of my lessons have jokes built into them. I make a lot of silly puns to keep them groaning. Teaching is definitely performing (in my room anyway), so it’s my job to keep every student engaged in the lesson. I know if I’m bored teaching the lesson, they’re bored learning it. This motivates me to keep things fun. The kids also know I’m pretty good with hecklers, so they’re smart enough not to mouth off very much.

Do your students ever write jokes for you or give you suggestions? 

They inspire some of my material with some of their actions. As far as material, there’s been a time or two where I say something and they say, “Put that in your act!” In my creative writing class, our final assignment is stand-up comedy, so I have them each write two original jokes and then we hold an open mic in my classroom. It’s really fun to see take on the challenge of stand-up and I think it gives them more respect for what I do on stage.

You have authored four books. One on doing stand-up, a novel for young adults, another novel for adults, and a guide to taking an all-inclusive vacation. Which book was the most fun/challenging to write? 

Writing Around the Block, my YA novel, was the most fun because it started very autobiographical. I also learned how to structure and edit a novel in that process, so it really opened my eyes. I feel like it gave me some closure on some animosity I still held from high school because since that book came out I rarely think about or get emotional about my high school experience anymore. Somebody Else’s Sky was the most challenging because of the number of drafts it took to get it right. Finally, I switched from first to third person and ironed out all of the logistics in the plot and it turned out exactly how I wanted it to.

Is pickleball similar to bocce ball? 

Pickleball is more similar to tennis, badminton, or even ping pong. It keeps me busy on the weekends and during the summer. Once I learned to stop taking it too seriously I started improving dramatically. Much like writing, if you have a mentor, you improve much faster and I’ve been fortunate enough to have several pals elevate my game.

Besides the start of the school year, What’s next for you?

I’m hoping to publish a collection of 25 to 30 short stories along with a few of my essays. My novel ideas are there, but taking on a novel takes a huge commitment, so I noticed I have quite a few short stories from years past. I’m almost done tuning them up, so I hope to keep the momentum going once the school year begins. Don’t tell my principal but I’m a much more productive writer at school than at home. I love sharing my short stories with my students too. The stories mostly focus on the interesting times right before or right after a relationship, and some of them are loosely autobiographical. 

Monday, July 15, 2024

HOW'S IT GONNA FEEL?


I never liked to leave home.
Not even to go on vacation.
I thought I'd die in my house.
Ten years ago I had no choice.
How's it gonna feel?

When I was told I'd be sharing my room in the nursing home.
I asked for Lexapro.
To help me cope.
( I still, take it.)
How's it gonna feel?

When the staff starts packing up my stuff.
The last night?
The day of?
How's it gonna feel?

The agency wants to make this house an all-male house.
I can't afford to live here by myself
I'm reminded all the time of the things I can't afford.
How's it gonna feel?

I don't want to live in this house anymore.
The changes have been too much.
It's the cul-de-sac/
The neighbors.
Creve Coeur.
That's what I'll miss.
How's it gonna feel?

St. Louis.
Town and Country.
Creve Coeur.
And now, the farthest move yet.
How's it gonna feel?

New county.
New area code.
New address.
A different SC.
New case manager.
New, new, new.
How's it gonna feel?

It's not that I'm not grateful.
I don't mean to be hateful.
"Do you know how many times clients have been moved? 
Get over it. You're moving."
How's it gonna feel?

The administration has done so much.
Grateful and guilty
That's how I feel.

I'm just me.
Expand my horizons?
I am not a people person.
In my opinion, most people suck.
If I let you in you are special.
How's it gonna feel?

Send good thoughts, vibes, and prayers.
Because I don't know.
How it's gonna feel.







 

Sunday, July 7, 2024

OMG! I'M A SWIFTIE


All illustrations by Alef Vernon Illustration

  



Me a Swiftie?
I'm too old.
I just like the Kelce Bros.
OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

I watched The Eras Tour on Disney Plus.
I wanted to know why all the fuss.
OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

I was blown away.
It was visually stunning.
Taylor spends an evening with 90,000 of her besties.
Chatting as though she was alone with each fan.
She is a philanthropist.
She leaves the cities she plays in better. Happier
OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

My favorite era?
Evermore.
It's mystical.
Magical.
Foresty.
Millions of stars.
As Taylor plays a gold piano.
Covered in greenery.
OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

Musician, singer, storyteller.
Her lyrics are compared to great poets of yore.
She gave the commencement speech at NYU.
Taylor Swift and Her World.
That's a class at Harvard too.
OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

You know what really sealed it for me?
The night at Wembley with Travis Kelce
.I Can Do It With a Broken Heart was the song.
Travis asked if it would be alright.
If he was one of her dancers for the night.
OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

Taylor fainted.
Travis caught her.
He carried her in his arms.
("Don't drop the baby. Do not drop the baby." That's what Trav was thinkin')
OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

He laid her on a red couch.
When she awoke.
He dusted her cheeks (his too) with a makeup brush stroke.
OMG! I'm a swiftie.

He looked dapper in his top hat and tails
Dancing, smiling, and having fun.
He's her #1
Taylor blew him a kiss when his time on stage was done.
OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

Their public romance has a private vibe
Like they are the only two people alive.
They are oblivious to the world's prying eyes.
OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

Just a boy who loves a girl.
He makes heart hands at Chiefs games.
She does the archer pose at concerts.
Signals to each other.
OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

Travis and Taylor made this old lady believe.
In fairytales.
In magic.
Just think...
It all started with a friendship bracelet.
OMG! I'm a Swiftie.

This post is dedicated to Lori and Melissa.